Let’s skip the witty introductions and get right into it.
#1 Multiple Trophy Wives For the investment banker, trophy wives are required due to both pride and necessity.
With hard luck falling on many financiers these days, some senior bankers have resigned themselves to a mere 2 or 3 wives rather than the 5-10 that were common in years’ past.
Just as senior bankers enjoy whipping out the “Pls Do” on junior bankers, so too do junior bankers enjoy crushing interns with a strong dose of “Pls Do” whenever there’s work they really don’t want to do (Converting PDF to Excel, I’m looking at you).
Secondary Users should contact their Primary User who will need to delete and recreate their User profile (through the Access & Control option) in order to generate a new Activation Code which appears on the screen and is printed out.
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#4 Buenos Aires You might think that Rio or Amsterdam are the leading destinations for former bankers with a lot of time on their hands now, but you’d be wrong once again.
The winner is neither of those places – it’s Buenos Aires, the city in the developed world with the best ratio of models to cheap bottles (and cheap models too, but let’s not go there).
#6 Lying to Make Themselves Look Better There are a number of standard items that bankers lie about, but here are some of the most common ones: Lying to make yourself look better is essential in many fields, but bankers do it better than most anyone else.